Male monkeys caught ‘paying’ for sex
Selling sex is said to be humankind’s oldest profession, but it may also have deep evolutionary roots. A new study into our primate cousins has found that male macaque monkeys pay for intercourse by using grooming as a currency.
Michael Gumert of Nanyang Technological University in Singapore made the discovery in a 20-month investigation into 50 long-tailed macaques in Kalimantan Tengah, Indonesia, New Scientist reported. On average, females had sex 1.5 times per hour, but this rate jumped to 3.5 times per hour immediately after the female had been groomed by a male – and her partner of choice was likely to be the hunky monkey that did the grooming.
Market forces also acted on the value of the transaction. If there were several females in the area, the cost of buying sex would drop dramatically – a male could “buy” a female for just eight minutes of nit-picking. But if there were no females around, he would have to groom for up to 16 minutes before sex was offered. The work supports the theory that biological market forces can explain social behaviour, the British weekly says.
“There is a very well-known mix of economic and mating markets in the human species itself,” said Ronald Noe of France’s University of Strasbourg. “There are many examples of rich old men getting young attractive ladies.”
– AFP
This reminded me of an occasion when I once complimented BigSal on her freshly nailpolished purple toenails. Which got a sour and somewhat disgruntled response that Surly was supposed to do them for her. Ever hip to the lingo, I could tell she had traded ‘favours’ with him and jokingly teased her by asking if she’d promised him a blow job to do them for her. I could tell by her unspoken response that I had hit the nail on the head (no pun intended) AND further could tell that she had coughed up (again, no pun intended) her end of the deal first! 🙂
Silly girl… hint for beginners… you should always, always get the work done first 🙂