Russian translator required.

I bet this is really fuckin’ funny … if I could read it that is.  😉  Since I started on LJ, I’ve had my home country defined as Azerbaijan (long story – it’s an Eddie Izzard thing), which has meant I had all these really bizarre Russian ads down the side of my journal since I signed up.  But I upgraded my account, and I’ve lost my  obsure Russian ads with the crazy imagery and indecipherable text.  Oh well.. thems the breaks.

Wonder what it says…?


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Tell me what you think