mumble fuck… mumble fuck….
There is nothing quite so banal as breakfast radio. And I resent having to wade through copious quantities of absolute mind numbing crap to get to the 30 sec traffic report. This is the worst thing about my morning commute….. not the arseholes on the road who cut me off, not the numbskulls who cant seem to pick their fucking lane early, and not the morons who constantly block intersections in busy traffic. Nope, as annoying as those piss poor wanker drivers are, it’s not these fuckwits that destroy my calm every morning…. it’s the radio hosts with the mentality of seven year olds attempting to humour the masses that drive me nuts.
Somebody save me from the morning radio… arghhhh! If only they would just shut the fuck up!