Gunsmith???

 stole a thing that I’ve restolen 🙂  Login with the details provided, answer the questions and get some valuable career advice…. along the lines of what sort of occupations would suit you best.  Here is the illustrious list that got spat back at me.

1.  Desktop Publisher – sure why not?

2.  Fashion Designer – mwahahaha not likely!

3.  Animator – hmmm… nope

4.  Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator –  I strongly doubt it

5.  Set Designer – nope

6.  Costume Designer – maybe…

7.  Graphic Designer – sure why not?

8.  Artist – what’s the pay like?

9.  Computer Animator – do i need a sense of humour?

10. Medical Illustrator – ewww….

11. Industrial Designer – not so much.

12. Interior Desinger – sure why not?

13. Website Designer – porn sites? 🙂

14. Director of Photography – what sort of photography?

15. Special Effects Technician – outlook does not look good

16. Makeup Artist – mwahahaha not likely!

17. Historian – maybe…. if there were sheep…

18. Sign Maker – omens or billboards?

19. Computer Trainer – funny, really funny

20. Dental Lab Tech – ewww….

21. Gunsmith – Rock!  do I need to know anything about guns? 😛

22. Critic – already have years of experience… 🙂

23. Upholsterer – pass 😐

24. Writer – doesn’t this require talent?

25. Musician – ditto?

26. Director – of what?

27. Political Aide – yeah… right!

28. ESL Teacher – requires a grasp of ‘E’ yeah?

29. Foreign Language Instructor – mayhaps…

30. Curator – just not modern art puhlease!

31. Public Policy Analyst – yawn.

32. Picture Framer – double yawn

33. Composer – again with the talent thing

34. Musical Instrument Builder and Repairer – huh?

35. Furnisher Finisher – it’s really just a hobby

36. Market Research Analyst – bor-ring

37. Bicycle Mechanic –  😐  …. oh people really.

38. Translator – yes cos i have the patience of a saint

39. Telephone Operator – i dont think i could wear those little things on my ears.

40. Tailor/Dressmaker – requires fashion sense yeah?

So I note that ‘Accounts Manager’ (sounds interesting probably isn’t) doesn’t appear on that list which is unfortunate given that I am starting my new job tomorrow as an Accounts Manager for a large printing company… at least I think they are a printing company 😛

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