Got this from SnappsihFurball…. and like all good memes it’s a good for a bit of a giggle.
Have a go and see what you get 🙂
I ate the Trojan Man because the little people told me to……
…But I wish that I’d shot Paris Hilton because I have Double Ds!!!
pick the month you were born in
1 – I ate
2 – I needed
3 – I ran naked with
4 – I shot
5 – I killed
6 – I smoked with
7 – I banged
8 – I ran shirtless with
9 – I stabbed
10 – I cuddled with
11 – I slept with
12-I killed
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 – a condom
02 – a dog
03 – a jew
04 – a toothbrush
05 – Santa Claus
06 – a homo
07 – Barny the dinosaur
08 – a prostitute
09 – a pornstar
10 – a bag of weed
11 – the trojan man
12 – Paris Hilton
13 – my lover
14 – the kool-aid man
15 – a pickle
16 – a stripper
17 – a shoe
18 – a horse
19 – an orange
20 – a crackhead
21 – a homeless guy
22 – a whore
23 – my crush
24 – a easter egg
25 – a jar of honey
26 – a lesbian
27 – a bowl of cereal
28 – a french fry
29 – your dealer
30 – a glass of milk
31 – Ur grandma
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White – Because thats how i roll
Black – because I have AMAZING boobs
Pink – Because the lil people told me to
Red – because im sexy as hell
Blue – because I’m a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots – because I hate my life
Purple – because I’m gay
Gray – because I love marijuana
Other – because I have double D’s
Green – because I’m good in bed
Orange – because I smoke crack
Turquoise – because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown – because i had to
Shirtless – because I’ve got abs
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