Big Sal has this thing she’s on about at the moment where you are asked to make a list of the five people you would like to sit with at a boring awards dinner and why…. so here is my list for you!
Top 5 People to Talk to –
Vin Diesel – about anything so long as he doesn’t stop talking
John Cusack – to discuss his filmography – hits followed by puff – something wrong there?!!?
Paris Hilton – to lecture about being an absolute non talented git.
George W Bush – to see if he is as dumb as he looks.
Ethan Hawke – cos he might actually have something to say
Top 5 People To Snog up the Back –
Vin Diesel – so long as he can keep up the saucy conversation
Matt Damon – cos he’s about the right height for me and Scotty wouldn’t know
Dr Nick – this week (but I’m fickle!)
Dita Von Teese – cos I adore her, she’s fabulous
George Clooney – like you need a reason!